Oh hello, are you looking for some rude, outrageous, crude, insulting and risqué greeting cards? You are? Splendid, then you have come to the right place, as we have lots of rude birthday cards just for you. If you have a rude and sarcastic sense of humour, you may end up laughing your bum off when you read some of the funniest rude cards available.
We do hope you are not easily shocked. However, if the following words offend you, then these naughty cards may not be for you: Toad in the Hole, Flange, Chocolate Finger, or Cream Horn. Did you pass the test without being too shocked? You did, thank goodness, then why not have a laugh at these delightfully cheeky and rude birthday cards.
If you are a member of the public called Jean, Knuckles or Juan (apparently other names are available), buying some of these rude birthday cards will make someone you know laugh. If you are one of our lovely retailers then you should know already how well these cards sell because they have been known to leap of the shelves and keep your tills a ring a ding dinging.
These rude cards are suitable for all types of people; that annoying brother of yours, that sister who you love to wind up, your mate Brian down the pub (who’s a bit of a knob head), or Jenny from accounts with the involuntary fart problem, who always blames it on her squeaky shoes. Its not her squeaky shoes is it, it’s her squeaky bum, Jean you are not fooling anyone luv!
These cards are also suitable for your Nan, Grandad (or if they have had a sex change your Nandad). We don’t judge here at Brainbox Candy, it’s not our job. Our job is to make you these deliciously rude birthday cards to make your friends and family giggle. How we make them is shrouded in mystery, however, I can say that it involves a fair amount of brown booze, elastic bands and the wearing of unorthodox hats.
No animals were harmed during the making of these cards; however, several owls were taken on long walks in the country and patiently taught the benefits of combination boilers. I know it’s a selfless task, but we felt that they should benefit from what is arguably one of the best inventions of the modern age.
Have a browse through these cheeky little rascals and see what you think.