Looking for a funny birthday card? You are? Good, then you have come to the right place because we have loads of hilarious birthday cards just for you. Come on in and browse some of the funniest birthday cards available. If you are a new visitor to our little emporium and are called Artois or Dennis (apparently other names are available), you have come to the right place for a chuckle. You can buy one of these lovely birthday cards and make someone you know giggle their pants off.
If you happen to be one of our lovely retailers, then you will know how well these cards already sell. They have been known to leap of the shelves by themselves to keep your tills a ring a ding dinging. Our birthday cards are suitable for annoying brothers, prissy vodka swilling sisters, or lovely mums and dads. Make them smile with our hilarious cards and gifts and make their birthday special innit. Our funny birthday cards have been known to make people wet themselves, so if you have a weak bladder may I suggest you take a trip to the little boys or girl’s room before you read them.
Back already? That was quick; you don’t hang about do you. I hope you washed your hands, wiping them on the curtains doesn’t count.