Old Woman Fanny Birthday Card

In Ireland we call a fanny a gee...we say things like "I'm up to me gee in it" or "I'm going out tonight to get gee eyed" (drunk) or "She's a fucking geebag" (a horrible person) Or I have a bit of a Japanese car ...an itchy gee (Kinda sounds like a Japanese car)

A modern and risque take on a classical nursery rhyme. My wife loved it. Probably not for your 90 year old Gran, but if she's open minded then you never know!